Screen capture of MSNBC Ayles ice shelf article scaled to 400 x 300 and lossily compressed with JPEG.

What I found amusing was the first sentence: “A giant ice shelf has snapped free from an island south of the North Pole.” An island south of the North Pole … that only describes every island on the planet! Ok, the precise position was clarified later in the article, and the title of the article narrowed it down quite a bit with “Canadian Arctic,” but it still tickled me. Why couldn’t the first sentence have read “Canadian Arctic” instead of “south of the North Pole?”

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